A man gets sent down to hell and hes walking around with the devil deciding on where hes going to spend the rest of eternity.
The devil opens a door and inside a room is a man standing in shit up to his waist. The devil says “So what do you think?”
The guy pulls a face and says ” Have you got anything else?” The devil strokes his goatee beard and thinks . “Ok come with me , But you realise that once I shut the door this option is closed forever ” He opens another door and inside is a man standing in shit up to his neck. The guy pulls a face and looks at the devil pleadingly “Something else?”. Ok says the devil but this is the last option. The devil opens a door to another chamber and inside is a man sitting on a chair drinking tea and he only has shit up to his knees. The guy smiles and decides that this is the best option. A chair is provided and also a cup of tea. The two men are sitting contemplating eternity when a bell rings. The devil strides into the room and screams “Tea Break is over bastards back on your fuckin heads!”
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