As these control-addicts in Brussels go nuts (and if all countries sent people like we sent, no fucking wonder – it has to be an unbelievable mighty brain-trust), we are facing more and more of really clever and time-proven directions which make Europe a very strong competitor to USA and Emirates for example. Scotland has to put their pipes down as they are too loud and can damage your ears. That’s probably the reason behind their strange English accent. So the new European direction should change it and help people of Scotland and mainly tourist from Brussels to enjoy traditional Scottish music with no fear! Brilliant. What about these kilts? Aren’t they a bit, y’know what I mean, like transvestite? Is a transvestitism a norm for Europe? No! I think I can be a parliamentarian in Brussels. I am just worried if my English is not too good for that. I think that all amplifiers with power over 5W should be banned and acoustic drums too, including tambourines and cow-bells. So all cows should be equipped with electronic beepers instead to avoid a hear-loss for all Austrian visitors. Lets stick to electronic pads and chinese-made amp-modeling gadgets for the ultimate rocknroll music (I mean the European version of course – I don’t play the US version as I don’t want to break the import quotes). Next time: Do you have a piano at home? You will be sued!
