The very last concert together with Šmity will be next week in U-Klub Olomouc, 9/12/2009. Come to salute him. As a guests we proudly present Genius Mess Poets and DJ squad The Fakes (DJ Sin vs. Destroyer set). The evening will be powered by our deer friend Jagermeister.

We would like to announce that the new member of The Prostitutes who is going to take bass duties on a regular basis is Adam Piaf Vopička, lead singer and guitarist of Prague’s indie-outfit Fake Tapes. You’ve had already a chance to see him playing with us on many concerts during this year when Šmity was touring with Black Lips. Adam, welcome on board and we wish you to maintain your young blood in a companion of mature prostitutes.

THE NEW ALBUM, THE FIRST SINGLE, MUSIC VIDEO AND NEW TOUR

So, after two years of intense gigging and preparation of new material we finally recorded 14 tracks to be further developed. It took us less than two weeks in David Koller’s Cox studio where we were with producer Dušan Neuwert and sound engineer Petr Kaláb. Now, we are finalizing the songs in Tata Bojs studio and our own recording home facilities, mainly at my sweet Radiotron studio. In a week we should be ready with edits and additional recording and Dušan and us should move to Soundsquare studios to mix and master the record.

We are still not ready to announce the name of the forthcoming album, but we are pretty close. The record is playing a lot with the theme of all these hometown lost and dull souls around us and is conceived a bit as a film soundtrack, at least we are talking about it like this . One thing for sure, the first single is going to be released in the second half of January 2009 and it’s name is Leave It Like It Is. It is a rather not very cheerful duet of Adrian T. Bell and La Petite Sonja (Kill The Dandies!, ex-The Nihilists). I’ve got f***ing goose-skin everytime I listen to it so I hope you will have too.

Directing duo Mods, me and Michal Nohejl, we just returned from freezing Baltic Sea in Poland where we were shooting a music video for this song. Michal plays the main character together with his girlfriend, actress Petra Nesvačilová. The video is sponsored and produced by Bistro Films.

We can confirm that the whole new album is going to be released in March 2009 and immediately after the release we are going to tour all over CZ and also some other European countries.

THE LAST DISTORTION-DANCING-DESTRUCTION CONCERT

The Prostitutes will change. They already did, but they’re going to change more. The last concert of Distortion-Dancing-Destruction tour is going to take place in Rock Café, the same club we played our first gig 3 years ago, 27th December 2008, 8PM. Come and say goodbye to the old with us at this riotous post-christmas post-punk party!

RADIO WAVE LIVE SESSION, REMIX AND MOVIE TRAILER

We played and we enjoyed to play at “ZEROPOINTZEROFM” radio station persecuted by its own controller, protector and administrator – Board of Czech Radio. Here you can see some pictures from the show and at our myspace profile you can listen to live recording of “the” song which started it all – Swastika Eyes by Primal Scream – performed by The Prostitutes. Btw, at Swastika Eyes Day Com administrated by Sergei Macaroff you can listen to his remix of our song Sunshine called Sunshine (Beats & Beasts From Outer Space Remix) and, foremost, you can watch a movie trailer for the documentary about the collaboration with The Dad, Mr. Abe Cruz from NYC going to be ready in the same time as the new record. Click here to download the video or watch the youtube version bellow:

REMIXES OF REMIXES

We are also proud to offer you a remix of remix by The Fakes. They redid their last version of Sunshine and at our myspace we just uploaded 2.0 version which is really a new-romantic, hedonistic dance-floor anthemic smash hit IMHO but judge for yourself! This is the cover art:

LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST: INFO ABOUT THE CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT AND BOOKING

Contact on our new managers:

Eva Pospíšilová, eva@theprostitutes.org, GSM 00420777808655, skype: evickap
Kristina Šedivá, kristina@theprostitutes.org, GSM 00420603513692, skype: crysta00

Veškeré nadcházející aktivity skupiny, počínaje 1.12. 2008, plánuje a organizuje nový management & booking skupiny. V případě jakýchkoli dotazů či nabídek na vystoupení se, prosím, obracejte na výše uvedené kontakty.

The opening of the evening was served by Saxoon and their wipe-out/smash it/noise!noise!noise! “set” of one continuos wall of sound taking something like a half an hour. My ears were bleeding, my eyes were wide open. Definitely deaf, definitely something worth an attention.

Drain at home. What it means? It means the same like Drain anywhere else. Smashing set, booze, rocknroll and blood. Yes, they fight again and they bleed again. Remembering how their drummer looked like after the gig in Brno I may assume they probably won yesterday. Big thanx to these guys for inviting us there and making it happen. The first gig in České Budějovice was a pleasant evening and we were really happy how many of you came to have this party with us. Thanx to you too.

The real deal are the real friends and the real fans. Petra, Lucie and Adam aka Soulmate, Tcha-Tcha and Ringwraith. To see these guys anywhere and especially just in front of stage makes me after all these gigs feel almost like at home. Almost. To enhance this feeling, Soulmate invited us to her mother’s house to have chilli con carne and couple of hours of sleep. Unfortunately, we forgot the alcohol, so we finished the house reserva: a bottle of wine and couple of beers. Then we were singing to sleeping Šmity a song about what you shouldn’t forget when you want to party.

5 hours of sleep and we went back to the city to find a) Adrian’s bag b) Alex’s PC adaptor c) Alex’s shades d) a place to sit down and have a coffee with Petr Hanousek, my friend who was there with his family. We found the cafe. At least. The rest was found by Vodouch in a car and by Martin from Drain in the club. The “friday easyjet” guys thankfuly nod to these people!

Now as I am reading a comic strip making a fun out of this band and the “miserable state” pointing out the second record and new promo pictures I already know that till the end of this week I will be ready to bring you some really breaking news (and not just blah-blahs) and some really strange pictures even sooner.

As these control-addicts in Brussels go nuts (and if all countries sent people like we sent, no fucking wonder – it has to be an unbelievable mighty brain-trust), we are facing more and more of really clever and time-proven directions which make Europe a very strong competitor to USA and Emirates for example. Scotland has to put their pipes down as they are too loud and can damage your ears. That’s probably the reason behind their strange English accent. So the new European direction should change it and help people of Scotland and mainly tourist from Brussels to enjoy traditional Scottish music with no fear! Brilliant. What about these kilts? Aren’t they a bit, y’know what I mean, like transvestite? Is a transvestitism a norm for Europe? No! I think I can be a parliamentarian in Brussels. I am just worried if my English is not too good for that. I think that all amplifiers with power over 5W should be banned and acoustic drums too, including tambourines and cow-bells. So all cows should be equipped with electronic beepers instead to avoid a hear-loss for all Austrian visitors. Lets stick to electronic pads and chinese-made amp-modeling gadgets for the ultimate rocknroll music (I mean the European version of course – I don’t play the US version as I don’t want to break the import quotes). Next time: Do you have a piano at home? You will be sued!

Here is the whole article in TimesOnline

Also, try to type “the” in your google search and tell us what you’ll get. Do we really dominate the internet?

Two members of The Prostitutes were injured during last 24 hours at two different parties. Martin Destroyer took a dislocated ankle and stretched ligaments on a right leg at the concert of Kill The Dandies and Stevie LFO (who survived the same gig with no hassle) has some cuttings on his left hand after being pushed through a glass wall last night during the celebration of a son’s birth of his friend Filip Štědrý. No other injuries are reported from the rest of the band.

So what’s really new in the camp? A lot but nothing really to share. Hist! Pro tempore! We do not play live in the minute. We are sitting in our home studios and working during night shifts. Stevie LFO is having heavy business days while recording monumental and melodramatic synth pads, leads and arpeggios building real sound-scrapers Ultravox, Visage or Brandon Flowers would be proud of. Adrian is flooding our emails with his NAVY-smelling acoustic strumming and in these waves of tears and sadness we spot occasionally some of the finest songs written and sung ever like when you spot these white whales in far lonesome places of Pacific ocean in shine of da Moon. I am trying to get into Logic Pro 8, switching from ProTools, being rather successful and doing my duties like preparing sessions to be filled with dozens of tracks and takes. I am recording guitars, finding it sometimes quite uneasy struggling with myself. I wrote my first ever lyrics in English bought by an Englishman – Adrian just sent to me “super” and “i think it works vole”. I am having day after day a more concrete conception or, lets say, notion how the new record should be piled up, sitting with a piece of paper and pen listening to all demos on repeat (watch my last.fm profile). I am training playing guitar and working on some tunes on synths as I find them momentary more inspirational for finding some new harmonics and melodies. Luk is going to join me in my home studio soon to start to work on drum loops and tempos – a basic grid needed for any further work on demos. With Šmity we discuss, as usually, new gear aquisition, from mics to synths and guitars.

New record. When we mention it: Who will release it? How it will be released? Who will pay for the studios, producers and mastering? Will be there any producer or even studios? Do we give the record out for free as we did with the debut? Who would consider to buy it when even the biggest stars are giving up sale? Why to record music when there is so much music around? This is the second, artistically boring but more serious part of our work these days. So many questions, so many checkboxes and just few checked. We would love to make a new record just because we feel we need to – we’ve got new songs, new ideas how to capture these songs and we are way more confident about this material than we were ever before. So we work hard on this checkbox and discuss every day every opportunity trusting we will be one of these lucky ones completing the checkbox list to the bottom.

Resolutions? The great second album. Foremost. Cross fingers!

So, what’s up? We’ve got couple of cool news to spread around.

First of all, Septemper sees our second official single from debut Get Me Out Of Here coming out. It’s your favourite Don’t Give A Damn and it’s got a brand new “single” edit. You can download it from our Myspace profile now.

Maybe you noticed: we don’t have any scheduled gigs. Don’t worry, it will change! In couple of days we will introduce the whole fall/winter 2007 CZ tour dates. The tour called DIstortion-Dancing-Destruction Tour will be the last set of gigs promoting our debut with a small peek-a-boo of our new material. To be sure that you won’t miss anything, subscribe on the right upper corner of this blog and you will receive all updates automaticaly. You can also subscribe on our Myspace profile.

We don’t play live now, but we are not havin’ a good time on Barbados. We are working in Prague every possible moment on our second album, respectively on writing and rehearsing songs and recording demos. It’s too soon to talk about the release date or any specific dates in general when we even didn’t enter the studio, but we will tell you more as soon as we’ll be sure of not being big-mouthed. Just a bit of gossiping: we already know, what will be on the cover!

Does the picture above mean that we won’t be using Vodouch’s transport service anymore? No, it doesn’t.

Thanx to all our fans for fantastic summer festival season!

Stay tuned!

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