Hand of destiny looks like this:

The very last concert together with Šmity will be next week in U-Klub Olomouc, 9/12/2009. Come to salute him. As a guests we proudly present Genius Mess Poets and DJ squad The Fakes (DJ Sin vs. Destroyer set). The evening will be powered by our deer friend Jagermeister.

We would like to announce that the new member of The Prostitutes who is going to take bass duties on a regular basis is Adam Piaf Vopička, lead singer and guitarist of Prague’s indie-outfit Fake Tapes. You’ve had already a chance to see him playing with us on many concerts during this year when Šmity was touring with Black Lips. Adam, welcome on board and we wish you to maintain your young blood in a companion of mature prostitutes.

The shop is running both in English and Czech. You can decide, whether you want to register or not, the registration is not required for shopping. At the moment, the goods will be distributed via COD (cash on delivery) but we are working hard on on-line payment too. We will update you about new features once we will implement them.

New items will be added regularly so don’t forget to have a look from time to time!

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S radostí oznamujeme, že dnes v poledne byl spuštěn náš e-shop. Najdete ho na adrese http://www.theprostitutes.org/shop. Ode dneška můžete najít všechny desky a merchandising The Prostitutes na jednom místě.

Shop funguje v češtině a angličtině. Můžete se rozhodnout, zda se registrujete, či ne, každopádně je možné nakupovat i bez registrace. V tuto chvíli zasíláme zboží na dobírku, ale usilovně pracujeme také na on-line platbách. O nových možnostech vás budeme informovat, jakmile budou uvedeny do provozu.

Průběžně budeme doplňovat nové zboží, proto se nezapomeňte čas od času na shop podívat.

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And when you are already shoppin’, why don’t you go for the debut album too? Highly acclaimed by listeners (5/5), Get Me Out Of Here is ready in a form of a CD or hi-q mp3 download. At CD Baby, of course. Or, if you have an iTunes account, you can buy it there.

Next week we will come out with two new music videos directed by Šimon Šafránek – Boom and Elephant. They are going to be introduced exclusively on idnes.cz

On the same server, Martin Destroyer will hold an online chat with anybody interested on Friday, 29-05-09 from 2 to 3 PM. Any questions? Insults? Messages of love? Your welcome!

Thanx for your support ion all the charts, we are doing pretty well.

Also, the CDs should be finally in all shops in CZ, so if they are not around, let us know or ask your CD shop assistant to order.

The Prostitutes (devided into smaller groups) will have interviews on Music TV Óčko and Radio 1. If you want to see and hear us, tune on!

17:00 in “Inbox“

17:45 in “50 minutes with..”

Both media are available live also on internet so you can reach it everywhere around the world!

Do you want to hear more about our new band member, who is completely robotized, is relative of R2D2 and is called Wédéčko? Read the Filter mag!

Looking forward to hear what you think about you’ve heard. Digital release to follow in couple of days. We will keep our international fans and supporters informed here on our blog, which is now becoming the main web page of the band.

Do we feel thrilled? Yes, we do.

THE NEW ALBUM, THE FIRST SINGLE, MUSIC VIDEO AND NEW TOUR

So, after two years of intense gigging and preparation of new material we finally recorded 14 tracks to be further developed. It took us less than two weeks in David Koller’s Cox studio where we were with producer Dušan Neuwert and sound engineer Petr Kaláb. Now, we are finalizing the songs in Tata Bojs studio and our own recording home facilities, mainly at my sweet Radiotron studio. In a week we should be ready with edits and additional recording and Dušan and us should move to Soundsquare studios to mix and master the record.

We are still not ready to announce the name of the forthcoming album, but we are pretty close. The record is playing a lot with the theme of all these hometown lost and dull souls around us and is conceived a bit as a film soundtrack, at least we are talking about it like this . One thing for sure, the first single is going to be released in the second half of January 2009 and it’s name is Leave It Like It Is. It is a rather not very cheerful duet of Adrian T. Bell and La Petite Sonja (Kill The Dandies!, ex-The Nihilists). I’ve got f***ing goose-skin everytime I listen to it so I hope you will have too.

Directing duo Mods, me and Michal Nohejl, we just returned from freezing Baltic Sea in Poland where we were shooting a music video for this song. Michal plays the main character together with his girlfriend, actress Petra Nesvačilová. The video is sponsored and produced by Bistro Films.

We can confirm that the whole new album is going to be released in March 2009 and immediately after the release we are going to tour all over CZ and also some other European countries.

THE LAST DISTORTION-DANCING-DESTRUCTION CONCERT

The Prostitutes will change. They already did, but they’re going to change more. The last concert of Distortion-Dancing-Destruction tour is going to take place in Rock Café, the same club we played our first gig 3 years ago, 27th December 2008, 8PM. Come and say goodbye to the old with us at this riotous post-christmas post-punk party!

RADIO WAVE LIVE SESSION, REMIX AND MOVIE TRAILER

We played and we enjoyed to play at “ZEROPOINTZEROFM” radio station persecuted by its own controller, protector and administrator – Board of Czech Radio. Here you can see some pictures from the show and at our myspace profile you can listen to live recording of “the” song which started it all – Swastika Eyes by Primal Scream – performed by The Prostitutes. Btw, at Swastika Eyes Day Com administrated by Sergei Macaroff you can listen to his remix of our song Sunshine called Sunshine (Beats & Beasts From Outer Space Remix) and, foremost, you can watch a movie trailer for the documentary about the collaboration with The Dad, Mr. Abe Cruz from NYC going to be ready in the same time as the new record. Click here to download the video or watch the youtube version bellow:

REMIXES OF REMIXES

We are also proud to offer you a remix of remix by The Fakes. They redid their last version of Sunshine and at our myspace we just uploaded 2.0 version which is really a new-romantic, hedonistic dance-floor anthemic smash hit IMHO but judge for yourself! This is the cover art:

LAST BUT DEFINITELY NOT LEAST: INFO ABOUT THE CHANGE OF MANAGEMENT AND BOOKING

Contact on our new managers:

Eva Pospíšilová, eva@theprostitutes.org, GSM 00420777808655, skype: evickap
Kristina Šedivá, kristina@theprostitutes.org, GSM 00420603513692, skype: crysta00

Veškeré nadcházející aktivity skupiny, počínaje 1.12. 2008, plánuje a organizuje nový management & booking skupiny. V případě jakýchkoli dotazů či nabídek na vystoupení se, prosím, obracejte na výše uvedené kontakty.

This is our official second album single pre-release trailer by M&Ms.

Unfinished but…

More to come… no doubt

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Big thanks to Steve Morell from Pale Music for arranging these shows. We are looking forward!