Bud-Bud-Budweiser.

We went to the beautiful south to the city Bob and Dave think is a capitol of the world and Anheuser and Bush would sleep better if a nuclear bomb would raze this place out of planet Earth. Yes, we are talking about České Budějovice, a city well known for way more things apart from Budweiser Budvar but I just can’t figure out any of them except the beer and Drain, a rising heavy metal thunder combining rocknroll, grunge and metal. We came to the club called Marty’s Club and it was a pleasant place with a good bar and cool bartenders, with the nice guys from Drain and with the most horrible monitor speakers we saw in a while. And, with no Marty. We brought Paul Matthews aka Ladies Fitness Studio carrying just a two-string guitar (turning into one-string). Starting with his performance, Paul was just amazing. He did entertain people and grabbed their attention with the instrument I already described and his voice only, soon joined for a while by Adrian, Luk and some guy on drums, turning his set into spontaneous performance. After he finished I held a itunes set for two hours or so to try to play contemporary indie but ending with Baba O’Reily and Atmosphere.

The opening of the evening was served by Saxoon and their wipe-out/smash it/noise!noise!noise! “set” of one continuos wall of sound taking something like a half an hour. My ears were bleeding, my eyes were wide open. Definitely deaf, definitely something worth an attention.

Drain at home. What it means? It means the same like Drain anywhere else. Smashing set, booze, rocknroll and blood. Yes, they fight again and they bleed again. Remembering how their drummer looked like after the gig in Brno I may assume they probably won yesterday. Big thanx to these guys for inviting us there and making it happen. The first gig in České Budějovice was a pleasant evening and we were really happy how many of you came to have this party with us. Thanx to you too.

The real deal are the real friends and the real fans. Petra, Lucie and Adam aka Soulmate, Tcha-Tcha and Ringwraith. To see these guys anywhere and especially just in front of stage makes me after all these gigs feel almost like at home. Almost. To enhance this feeling, Soulmate invited us to her mother’s house to have chilli con carne and couple of hours of sleep. Unfortunately, we forgot the alcohol, so we finished the house reserva: a bottle of wine and couple of beers. Then we were singing to sleeping Šmity a song about what you shouldn’t forget when you want to party.

5 hours of sleep and we went back to the city to find a) Adrian’s bag b) Alex’s PC adaptor c) Alex’s shades d) a place to sit down and have a coffee with Petr Hanousek, my friend who was there with his family. We found the cafe. At least. The rest was found by Vodouch in a car and by Martin from Drain in the club. The “friday easyjet” guys thankfuly nod to these people!

Now as I am reading a comic strip making a fun out of this band and the “miserable state” pointing out the second record and new promo pictures I already know that till the end of this week I will be ready to bring you some really breaking news (and not just blah-blahs) and some really strange pictures even sooner.

Firemen’s friends.

What a beautiful weekend! The right time to spend it entirely in a cold ball room. The lovely firemen of Lichovy lend us their ball room for drums recording. Sitting by the desk, having my heart being synchronized with the kick drum I was wondering what these sound engineers like about it. Maybe the results if they’re lucky. Adrian, being our host, was taking care of delivering catering (made by loving Bianca – thank you!), Martin, partly the sound assistant, partly the second pair of ears and partly the always-on-line marketing research director of our band (watch the video for details) was sitting by the other table with his notebook complaining about “too much work”. Luk, sitting on stage, was changing cymbals and drums sticks looking for the best “heavy metal” sound or just warming up by playing the drums as hard as possible. In these rare moments when I was allowed to go out for couple of minutes I was absorbed by the beautiful and peaceful village and the countryside dreaming about my own weekend house by the pond, listening to frogs and birds instead of f*****g Ludwig Custom 1968 drum kit regularly punched, bumped, kicked, knocked and hit by Luk Santiago. But that was our destiny this weekend. Saturday, accompanied by Hanči and Pavla, two lets-not-talk-about-the-age girls entertaining us by their loud laughter, flaunting funny Adrian’s accent and being around us all the time giving us a feeling that we are somehow special but definitely so much special as them, we recorded drums for Leave It Like It Is. We had a great evening in firemen’s club-pub and after watching all available videos of The Cream with Luk, we went to sleep. Today we recorded drums for Hometown Zombie, being visited several times by firemen coming back from a firemen contest. Happy and tired. We had a good time. And we saw The Simpsons clouds on the way back.

Photos from Majáles Praha.

There are couple of pictures from yesterdays gig by Lucie. Thanks to all of you who made the great atmosphere of this gig! We enjoyed it!

Gotcha, Mr. Poker-face!

Filip Kartousek sent to us a link for slideshow from Majáles in Zlín. Go and see some cool images of Šmity and also of the rest of the band.

Also, try to type “the” in your google search and tell us what you’ll get. Do we really dominate the internet?

And after three days…

First of all, there are couple of new dates in our list of confirmed concerts. So, look up for your closest one!

pictures from the road

(if the pictures included in this post don’t animate, click them for gif slideshows. there may be a bug in wordpress.com right now)
photos (c) Soulmate, Stevie LFO, Destroyer, Ringwraith

Three days on road last week. Party bigger than bang and Adrian found himself exhausted and I found myself today…

Zlín was simply fantastic. We starred later than planned because people were unable to get in so we were waiting. When we finally showed up, there was a lot over a thousand people in Golem club looking eagerly for music, dance and entertainment. We had a great night though. Amazing crowd, pogo dance and reaction. A gig you will remember.

Day before, in Ústí, we had a chance to see Control (film by Anton Corbijn) and it’s not so bad as I heard. It’s a nice film with just a little too much literality expressed through the connection of the actual story and music, resp.lyrics of Ian Curtis. But it is touching and true-to-the-reality biopic, plus a great visually aesthetic entertainment. The after-party had a atmosphere of the film as the whole town looks a lot like Macclesfield. We had a good time and so the people who came to see us after the film. Tucznak and his father showed up as well as Tcha-Tcha and her boyfriend (is he called Martin?). Stevie performed Máj by K.H. Mácha and The Prostitutes hazard their reputatiton by playing She’s lost control live.

Ostrava welcomed us with a big article in Mladá Fronta Dnes newspaper and we expected quite a lot. Especially when some of our posters covered Daniel Panda’s ones. My phone, lost in Zlín and found by Stevie again, was finally totally broken so I spent some time by shopping for new one (unsuccessfully). Boomerang is closed, so instead of this traditional place for rock concerts, we played in Templ, the place where I attacked our prime minister last year. Soulmate and Ringwraith showed up. Thay had a little anniversary with us as he had a 20th and she had a 10th gig of The Prostitutes in Ostrava. We bought them to their surprise a bottle of sparkling wine during the concert inviting them to stage to celebrate. We agreed that we will turn our concert in České Budějovice in a little party staying there with Soulmate and her friends. Then we went t the car and we took off to our country road. The rest is in Adrian’s previous post.

As you can see on the pictures above, I had a first live appearance with my new Fender Telecaster ’52 beauty I bought last week which plays so clean, so dynamic and overall so well that I was floored immediately. Big thanx to GuitarPark.cz for help, support and good taste for guitars! Looking forward for a strat this week coming from US. Then the Gibson/Fender forces will be in balance again.

Anne Marie sent me an email saying she is finishing a music video for Don’t Give A Damn with The Dad. I am so looking forward.

This week we have a couple of really important meetings concerning the recording. Cross fongers for us please!

There is a repotage (in three parts) done by Pavel Kučera for Knokaut, TV Óčko from our concert in Lucerna Music Bar:

Šumava rocks.

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Back from Šumava mountains. We spent four nights with Adrian recording mainly vocals and guitars for couple of new songs. Stevie LFO joined us twice in the cottage and we had a nice one day at a slope. During the daytime we went skiing, we visited a glass factory falling apart and we were looking for some wood as a fuel for heating all the time. The cottage itself is a personality living its own life being quite disturbed by presence of anybody except couple of dead SS soldiers in the basement. Triunited the spirit, the substance and the gatekeeper was showing his distempered (unfortunately literally) mood by switching off various well hidden circuit-breakers. In despite of very strange character of the building we cooked, had fun, kids made noise and we made noise when kids went to beds at last. Bianca and Eleonora supported us with patience and understanding for our effort to ruin a family holiday by a recording process and quite often showed some signs of a shared zest of the new songs. The actual process of recording was a great experience for me from the technical point of view and big fun together doing something we like, even in the end of the day. Despite some really lo-fi components in the sound chain we accomplished very listenable vocal and guitar tracks and we proofed to ourselves that we are able to continue in this method of realization of the second album. And that’s quite breakthrough.

Fight for your right to party!

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Two members of The Prostitutes were injured during last 24 hours at two different parties. Martin Destroyer took a dislocated ankle and stretched ligaments on a right leg at the concert of Kill The Dandies and Stevie LFO (who survived the same gig with no hassle) has some cuttings on his left hand after being pushed through a glass wall last night during the celebration of a son’s birth of his friend Filip Štědrý. No other injuries are reported from the rest of the band.

WANTED! Pictures from Akropolis.

Dear friends,

we are looking for any pictures from our gig in Akropolis on November 28th. This is the first time we don’t have any photo from our show. And we would like to find some to use it in our files. So if you took some pictures in Akropolis or you know someone who did, let us know on info@theprostitutes.org, it will bew much appreciated. Of course, we will always put your name aside the picture in case we will use it the future.

Thank you for your help.

The Prostitutes

The Prostitutes headquarters’ news.

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So what’s really new in the camp? A lot but nothing really to share. Hist! Pro tempore! We do not play live in the minute. We are sitting in our home studios and working during night shifts. Stevie LFO is having heavy business days while recording monumental and melodramatic synth pads, leads and arpeggios building real sound-scrapers Ultravox, Visage or Brandon Flowers would be proud of. Adrian is flooding our emails with his NAVY-smelling acoustic strumming and in these waves of tears and sadness we spot occasionally some of the finest songs written and sung ever like when you spot these white whales in far lonesome places of Pacific ocean in shine of da Moon. I am trying to get into Logic Pro 8, switching from ProTools, being rather successful and doing my duties like preparing sessions to be filled with dozens of tracks and takes. I am recording guitars, finding it sometimes quite uneasy struggling with myself. I wrote my first ever lyrics in English bought by an Englishman – Adrian just sent to me “super” and “i think it works vole”. I am having day after day a more concrete conception or, lets say, notion how the new record should be piled up, sitting with a piece of paper and pen listening to all demos on repeat (watch my last.fm profile). I am training playing guitar and working on some tunes on synths as I find them momentary more inspirational for finding some new harmonics and melodies. Luk is going to join me in my home studio soon to start to work on drum loops and tempos – a basic grid needed for any further work on demos. With Šmity we discuss, as usually, new gear aquisition, from mics to synths and guitars.

New record. When we mention it: Who will release it? How it will be released? Who will pay for the studios, producers and mastering? Will be there any producer or even studios? Do we give the record out for free as we did with the debut? Who would consider to buy it when even the biggest stars are giving up sale? Why to record music when there is so much music around? This is the second, artistically boring but more serious part of our work these days. So many questions, so many checkboxes and just few checked. We would love to make a new record just because we feel we need to – we’ve got new songs, new ideas how to capture these songs and we are way more confident about this material than we were ever before. So we work hard on this checkbox and discuss every day every opportunity trusting we will be one of these lucky ones completing the checkbox list to the bottom.

Resolutions? The great second album. Foremost. Cross fingers!

Echoes of Akropolis.

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First of all, thanx! The atmosphere was great and so the after-party! You were so electrifying that i smashed my most beloved guitar on the floor finding it later on in two peaces. The head is broken and half of it is separated from the body and the body is cracked. What a destroyer… Hopefully a glue and Mr. Kobrle will join the forces and make miracles.

There is a link, where you can download Slap Your Plastics warm-up set from Akropolis as a mix-tape:

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LINK

And Tucznak aka SYP did also a couple of pictures during the show and captured two lo-fi videos.

PHOTOS


And this was the setlist of that night:

WIRED TO KILL
SHE’S A PROSTITUTE
THANK YOU
DISTORTION DANCING DESTRUCTION
EJECT
DON’T GIVE A DAMN
SPIDER
HOLIDAY
SHE’S DEAD
SUNSHINE

BLUE FRIDAY
GET ME OUT OF HERE
SUBSTITUTE

SHE’S A MONSTER

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